Alex Bacon Syndrome
this disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. it seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. it accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. while brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
john: my hot friend never has time to hang out with me….
frank: don’t worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has alex bacon syndrome.
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