alex clare


the most amazing artist ever to grace your mothers presence. his music is a p-ssionate mashup of dubstep in the back with great vocals. best know for his song too close, a song which, in some cultures, has whole religions formed around its amazingness. he and the most interesting man in the world dressed as each other for halloween as chuck norris wished he could join.
have you converted to alex clarism yet?

yeah, i’ve been a brotha for 3 months now. i’ve listened to alex clare because its good for my soul.

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