Alex Ovechkin


some really ugly russian hockey player that plays for the caps. he made a fool out of himself at the vancouver 2010 olympic games, because he lost, badly. he can’t even score a 51st goal, like sidney crosby can.

he is also very creepy looking.
guy #1: “dude, that chick is ugly”
guy #2: “yeah, she must be alex ovechkin’s kid”
guy #1: “no sh-t, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!”
2 more definitions
a slang word commonly used to describe someone who is the equivalent of a dirty communist cl-toris.
-“dude don’t be such an alex ovechkin!”

-“i was called an alex ovechkin once. worst insult of my life. i felt bad about myself for weeks. i don’t want to be compared to some dirty, dishonest communist.”
a russian hockey player who plays for the washington capitals and is the best to ever walk the world.
name used when something amazing and unexpected happens like the man himself.
dude! did you see that alex ovechkin!

alex ovechkin kicks -ss.

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