Alex Rant


an extremely annoying way way to bug the sh-t out of your friends. it is simply expressing ones views in a fashion that is often described as loud, childish, and annoying.

there are three requirements to an alex rant:
1) the ranter must be named alex.
2) the ranter must be extremely fat.
3) the people hearing the rant must not actually care about what is being said.
person 1: hey, listen to that alex rant.
person 2: it’s an alex rant, why would i listen?

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