Alexdaltoning
the act of doing absolutely nothing useful, every day of your life.
dude 1: “hey man what are you doing today?” dude 2: “man i’m sitting at home in my pj’s drinking a budlight” dude 1: “sounds like you’re alexdaltoning to me man. maybe you should get a job.”
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