Alfalfa King
a f-ggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. embarr-ssed of his small p-n-s size, he talks big, but can’t back it up.
the alfalfa king has a small p-n-s, and a big truck.
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