an amazing person who totally didn’t write this
did u see alfie elliott? he’s just too amazing for life
a meme that has ceased to be relevant; except to those uneducated in the ways of memes or normies i really wish he would quit making harambe jokes. that’s such an irrelememe
what people in queensland, australia call a canteen. the term is also used officially by the schools. girl to friend: come with me to the tuckshop. i’ll buy you something friend: okay fine.
the scent of pure -ss(but). oh sporgih. what happened here!
- mom job
when a old f-ck gives a mom a rim job he’s getting the mom job when a woman comes on to you s-xually in a motherly fashion, even during the s-x act itself. she brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job. to receive oral s-x from one’s […]
before someone dies in a video game, they might scream in caps lock “:eoihfwk:pefjuwhdiosjdkjekduoqr” by slamming their keyboard with no idea of what they are typing. use the bomb, i said use the bomb dumb-ss- :eoihfwk:pefjuwhdiosjdkjekduoqr!!! ahh, you stupid f-ck! :eoihfwk:pefjuwhdiosjdkjekduoqr