alfing it
the act of grabbing your partners p-n-s in a way that you create a snout for your face. the goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80’s sitcom character alf the alien as possible.
friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?
friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
friend 1: she’s a keeper man
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