alfred e. neuman


your next president.
are you gonna vote for another weak democrat or republican or are you going to vote for alfred e. neuman? it should be the latter.
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the mascot/logo for mad magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of mad magazine

(person two) how do you know its a mad magazine (aside from the giant t-tle on the front cover)

(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
a stupid person.
that kids a real aen.

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