algerian omelet
a s-xual act, not unlike the “bangladesh bomber”, or the “funnel cake”, or the “potato salad”, or the “shoeless camel”, named for the result of the nefarious act.
so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to v-g-n-. after a few good pounds in her -ss, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
man, i was so hungry and h-rny. i just needed an algerian omelet.
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