ali eng


a spoon. a flattened spoon. a somewhat slotted spoon. usually used to mash and mush a variation of potatoes. one who is an “ali eng” prefers yellow potatoes. if the potatoe is spudding, it is all the better.
while tripping on triple c’s, one might find…ones self, a potato. aka, you are pulling an ali eng.

excuse me, can you please p-ss a slice of ali eng?

why yes, my ali eng is a little salty today.

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