Ali-Lingam

tamil & malayalam slang denoting:
1. a muslim p-n-s, esp. an indian muslim p-n-s or pakistani p-n-s. derived from ‘ali’, a very common irano-semitic name.
2. hence, a hermaphrodite p-n-s, or incompletely developed phallus. based on the erect 4.5-5.0 inch nordic-iranian indo-islamic p-n-s averaging a mere half the volume of the erect 6-12 inch negroid-australoid dravidian p-n-s.

this term testifies to the deep-rooted dravidian stereotype of the inferiority of the ‘thulukka-lingam. one reason for this image is that we indian muslims are demographically the most predominant caucasoid ethnic group in tamil nadu, outnumbering the 3% brahmin population with our 5% share. hence, it is we who have to bear the brunt of north indian p-n-s jokes.

however, the main factor for these beliefs is the notorious thulukkachi pondatti craze. thus, the most beauiful & voluptuous of our islamic divas & actresses always flock to the negroes of india, as exemplified by the cases of khushboo khan, shakeela khatoon & jyothika sadanah. popular s. indian culture takes this s-xual bias as uncontestable proof of the substandard size of the ‘mukkal’

another reason for this stereotype is the -n-l orientation of north indian s-x. as the tight puckered ‘goodham’ is widely known as the last refuge for a small p-n-s, this predeliction for punjabi s-x & hindustani s-x further cements the image of the thulukkan & other n. indian groups as underendowed.
1) gulbaz: i wish i had a dravida-lingam instead of my short 4-inch ali-lingam!

2) “napunchakalinga, (நபுஞ்சகம்) same as அலி, ali or alilinga, the neuter or rather hermaphrodite linga … ” – ‘a comprehensive tamil & english dictionary of high & low tamil’ miron winslow. madras: p r hunt, 1862, p 106.

3) clinical measurements confirm the dravidian stereotype regarding n. indian & pakistani microphallism. thus, according to 48-year old dr m alam of pakistan, “the average p-n-s size in pakistan is 4.5 inch {11.43 cm}; …” (‘p-n-s size’ malam01, 18 mar 2012. noorclinic.com/forum/thread.php?topic=28019) meanwhile, an int.l study placed the mean pakistani p-n-s at 4.8 inches or 12.2cm, larger than the 4 inch or 10.24 cm average for the indian p-n-s. (‘the best-endowed men in the world!’ 29 mar 2011 rediff.com/getahead/slide-show/slide-show-1-specials-best-endowed-men-in-the-world/20110329.htm)
however, this is significantly shorter than the 14 cm average for the telugu p-n-s (‘multi-ethnic indian p-n-s size study’ in: ’11th biennial meetg of the asia pac soc for s-xual med oct 6-10, 2007, jeju, korea’ s krishnamurti. j s-xual med v5 sup5 (dec 2008) 197-258).

4) muslims are in turn fond of this name: “here sha’h ali linga’, {p 330} who was in authority at patna … paid his respects to the emperor.” – ‘the political & statistical history of gujarát’ ʿalī muḥammad ḵhān. london: richard
bentley, oriental transl.n fund, 1835, p 330-1.