Alice Eve
1.hot, s-xy, blonde, english actress.
2.starred in “she’s out of my league”(next to jay baruchel).
3.one of the s-xiest women on the f-cking planet who needs to be in more movies.
4. pretty decent actress, though you cant really tell because you wont see past her t-ts, legs, -ss, and very pretty eyes and smile.
5. puts megan fox to shame; even jessica simpson and eva mendes dont come close.
alice eve is just f-cking s-xy!
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