Alien Abduction


a term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. it’s when you give a person an “-n-l probe” while they are p-ssed out.
girl: did you cornhole me while i was out?
boy: no, it must have been an alien abduction.
the night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can’t rememeber the events of the previous night. and, your b-tt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don’t know how you got.
guy 1: dude, how did you get that bruise?

guy 2: i don’t know, i guess i had an alien abduction last night.
the act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
his mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.

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