Alien Ass Salve


a preparation useful for the treatment of b-tthurt, usually required after having one’s feelings hurt in various forums. often needed when forum poster is also making a gl-ss swan.
people who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien -ss salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total -sshats.

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