Alien Dick
aka the -n-l probe, aka -n-l s-x.
i alien d-cked that b-tch last night.
extreme p-n-s disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the p-n-s is of normal size… often times the p-n-s points in different directions
after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien d-ck..it was soooo embarr-ssing
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien d-ck…it was very embarrasing
“dude i have a serious case of alien d-ck..this is extremely embarr-ssing”
man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. “aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!”..oh gosh it was so embarr-ssing
girl pov
“so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien d-ck everrr”
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