Alien Hand


the process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it’s numb and then using it to m-st-rb-t- thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
dude, sheila’s been p-ssed at me for weeks. i’ve had to resort to giving it the ol’ alien hand in order to see any action.

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