Alientology
a cult of sorts, kind of like scientology except not as r-t-rded. members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. this theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. so other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that xenu cr-p.
guy 1: hey i heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.
guy 2: welcome to alientology.
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the belief in ones inner soul, that aliens do in fact coexist with the rest of the universe. g-d or jesus is categorized as one of the many alien species.
sally:i love jesus.
george:so you beleive in alientology?
sally:no.
george:f-ck you.
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