alija
fear will be at home in your heart around an alija. a b-tch among b-tches, a harpy among witches. alijas are known for being self obsessed, h–rding moments with insufferable smalltalk dribble. avoid using fundamental logic in communication with an alija, for it only confuses and enrages them. the legendary alija frenzy is a terrifying thing to behold. although an alija may appear to want to have s-x with you, she is merely attempting to absorb your vital essence to continue their lifespan. many alijas have done this for centuries. their only true weakness is a stake of oak wood through the heart. they fake friendships to appear cooler than they are.
have your stakes ready men, i have a feeling this is a nest of alija’s.
omg it’s an alija, hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
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a wanna-be player who tricks girls into falling madly head over heels in love with him and then brutally breaks their hearts, saying he is still in love with someone else and has to let you go just to do it to another girl, in whom he really doesn’t even know.
girl 1: “aww, he left you for that other chick?”
girl 2: “yeah…”
girl 1: “man…thats so alijas”
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