alisdaire
a fart you hold in that subsequently erupts inside of your body. usually occurs when you’re in a situation when you don’t want somebody to hear you fart.
“i didn’t want to fart in front of my boyfriend’s parents, so i alisdaired instead.”
“good thing i alisadaired or else i would have sharted.”
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