alja
zero, a word used to describe the absence of value
origin: comes from the arabic tv network – al jazeera; originally used to define a hand with no hearts or the queen of spades in hearts – a hand that would give the holder a score of ”0″
tim: how many points did you get on the test?
john: alja.
tim: what a dumb-ss.
joe: how many times have you gotten your d-ck sucked bob?
bob: my d-ck has experienced alja sucks joe.
joe: wow, that’s a ridiculous lack of action for you.
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