Alkemyst


if anandtech had body parts he would be the -sshole.
kiss my alkemyst sh-twad!!!
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a male of questionable s-xual orientation that likes to mix p-ss and c-m so that he can drink it.
i thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to snowball, but he had me spit his c-m into a cup and p-ss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a f-cking alkemyst.
a man that marries a tiny j-panese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-p-n-s is of average size or even larger.
“yeah, that needle-d-cked alkemyst had to go marry himself an asian b-tch because no girl that’s ever seen a normal sized p-n-s could be happy with him.”

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