Alketa
a very generous and kind person who aims to please and joke. a creeper in a sense, yet you can’t help but love alketa; she’s just special like that. she’s the hottest piece of albanian you will ever see. you don’t f-ck with alketa because she’ll f-ck you up worse, or rape you hard. alketa is always there for you and would never try to disappoint you. be grateful if you know an alketa. alketa also has a tendency to rape people she likes, and messes with little kids who she doesn’t know.
i’m so glad i know an alketa!
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