Alkietraz


1. ending up in the slammer after a heavy night out.

2. a “mash-up” of alcohol and alcatraz
john: dudes, where’s paulie?
joe: no idea, but that was one h-ll of a night last night!
jim: how many shots did we each do again?
-phone rings, john picks up-
john: paulie?! where are you!?!?! oh sh-t, yeah – course we’ll come and pick you up. nah, we won’t tell your mum
-hangs up-
jim: was that paulie? where is he?
john: oh he’s in alkietraz. apparently he was mooning people on the high street so the cops took him in for the night
joe: not cool. not cool.

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