all skate


a phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. derived from the 1970’s jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.
original: rink dj: “ok, we’re gonna put on the beegees. everybody get on on teh floor, it’s an all skate!”

now: employee one: “did you get to slide out of the s-xual har-ssment training yesterday?”

employee two: “no. it was an all skate.”
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descriptive term for a traffic situation that is so precarious and hideous, it appears as if there are no rules since cars seemingly careen and swerve all over the freeway/highway in near-miss collisions. (term is derived from 70’s skating rink jargon “all skate,” wherein all skaters were called to the rink to skate — and most then did so with absolute lunacy and reckless abandon.)
omg, i was just caught in an “all skate” on the 5 freeway and almost got ran over by a semi truck!

dude, it’s a total “all skate” — watch out for that jack-ss in the mercedes!!

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