All You Can Steal


another word for “all you can eat”; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of all you can eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.
after leaving the all you can steal buffet: bob, ed, and jim compared their spoils…
ed: heh, what did you guys get?
bob: i got four sausages and a napkin!
ed: ha! i got seven sausages and two napkins!
jim: amateurs! i got twenty sausages, three napkins, and two sets of silverware!

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