when you are going to the mall to blow yourself up with a partner while listening to music
wow look at that couple they are definetly going to do allahu akbar and chill
- kentucky cursive
peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting. after f-cking frank’s mom, he wrote frank’s name in kentucky cursive.
- cougar bimbo
a cougar bimbo is an older, often married woman who enjoys going out and finding much younger men to have s-x with. she often has platinum blonde hair, always has big fake t-ts and usually has other cosmetic surgery. she always wears obscenely short mini skirts, usually without panties… tiny crop tops and never wears […]
- ohhhhhhhhh m m
when someone is so attractive, you cannot find words so you just reference ryden and the milk fic to show your feelings “look at this picture, they’re so attractive…” “ohhhhhhhhh m m” “ohhhhhhhhh m m indeed my child”
- the chicken wing
when a male strips the skin off of a deep fried chicken drumsticks, wraps the inside of the skin around the head of his p-n-s, and then m-st-rb-t-s while using the chicken grease as lube. “when my girl started to get down on me, i pushed her off because i just finished my kfc and […]
- suck start a pistol
clever way of telling someone you are going to blow your brains out. that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard, makes me want to suck start a pistol.