Allen Central
a high school in eastern kentucky, with a student body count of about 350+.
filled with racist, hitler-idolizing, hillbilly f-ggots, and illiterate, 12th grade basketball stars with a 1st grade reading level,
attending this school is equivalent to spending 4 years of your life on stage in front of millions of 2 year olds in a dorothy the dinosour costume.
most drop out.
nearly every alumni student of allen central graduates thinking they will major in pharmacy once they get into college.
most drop out of college.
i go to allen central, so chances are, i’ll never make it in the real world after i graduate.
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