Allentown

a once thriving city until the mid 1990’s. there was a large department store called hess’ (not related to the gas station) the owner was a notorious sodimite. hess’ as well as bethlehem steel were major employers in the area. in the mid 1990’s allentowns mayor who is incorrectly renowned as the greatest mayor took t-tle 8 funding. this funding gave money to cities that inplimented low income high density housing. almost immediately after this the allen and dieruff high schools fell to perinial jokes in test scores and sports. prior to this parents from areas like parkland paid tuition to send there children to allen and dieruff. since this t-tle 8 funding the city of allentown is infested with chronic unemployment, and incredibly low income. add to this many illegal immigrants who cant speak english, gangs, and hess’ and bethlehme steel going belly up and the city has since become a sespool as well as the high schools with allen having three students shot outside its school last week and a stabbing in school last year.
child: “mom why does allentown suck?”
mom: “dont use that language it sounds like u go to allen, but although many amadons say it just happened, its actually well described on urban dictionary.”
allentown is not predominately ‘white’. as per an article in the morning call, the major race is hispanic (mainly puerto rican) at approximately 91%. and according to a recent ‘street’ survey while serving an 18 month sentence at lehigh county prison, located in the heart of allentown on 4th and hamilton streets, allentown is 87% made of of ‘rats’ or more specifically, ‘confidential informants’. it is a heavily drug-ridden area, mostly serving heroin and crack cocaine. they are in the process of building a multiplex hockey arena on 7th & hamilton, in what most call the ‘belly of the beast’ where most of the drug crime occurs. there is a m-ss amount of prost-tution, homelessness and a heavily-used and populated bus station operated by lanta bus lines that houses hundreds of drug addicts and homeless individuals scouring the open sp-ces asking for money and using the extremely dirty and soiled restrooms in the dunkin donuts facility within the terminal, to use their drug of choice.

it is not a great place to raise children. the schools are completely dangerous and the city is completely taken over by latin kings gang and various other little street gangs; for example, each and every street has a gang.

i hope that you have made up your mind about moving there or even visiting (p-ssing through) in fear of possibly getting carjacked. also, if you currently live there, then this should be a reminder and a warning, maybe it’s time to find another place to sleep at night.
“ay bro! can you believe this, man?!”

“what happened?”

“i was just robbed at gunpoint after i got beat on a crack deal!”

“where at, bro; let’s get’em?!”

“allentown, man.”

“nah, nevermind, you’re on your own; that’s what you get for dealing with those d-mned puerto ricans.”
the third-most populous city in pennsylvania, following philadelphia and pittsburgh. it is best known for being the subject and t-tle of a popular billy joel song. most importantly, i have no idea what the first definition is referring to, as the city is predominantly white. there has been an increase in crime, most notably prost-tution, so maybe the hookers are the ones with exposed, saggy br–sts.
allentown is 60 miles from philly
cr-p city in cr-p state. 3/4 of city consists of said “n-gg-rs” and is almost totally made up of “ghetto.” sights worth seeing in allentown include: obese puerto ricans walking like “gangsters” with pants at their knees (kneepants) for males, or extremely low cut shirts made up of a square foot of material exposing saggy br–sts for nice white girls like myself to see and possibly choke from seeing. these shirts tend to be red. also my favorite sight is all of the “gangsters” with their hair plastered onto their foreheads like they are heading into high winds and need to keep it in place. for examples of this, see the yearbook of trexler middle school, where you’ll find examples of all of these. allentown in two words: scary sh-t.
“yo my schizzle, lend a brotha a pimpin ride ta a-town so’s myself can finda n-gg- ta hook myself up wit some hot beeotches n-gg- dawg sh-t n-gg-.”
a town in pennsylvania that has a most excellent fair called the , “great allentwon fair,” which had a concert showing the magic numbers, ween, sonic youth, and the all amazing flaming lips. the flaming lips of which had a very elaborate performance including streamers, confetti, human sized hamster b-lls, santa clauses, aliens, smoke machines, strobe lights, a giant pair of hands, j-panese people, teletubbies, and a nun.
wow, i love allentown purely because of it’s entertainment.
one of the nicest places in pennsylvania. home of dorney park and some of the friendliest people. murder rate was low in 2005, only 11 people. that’s below average for a big state like that. there is people who can leave their keys in their car while its running and nothing will happen. i know this because i go there every weekend to get out of the hood. that’s maybe the reason while the murder rate was 11 and not a lower number because alot of people go to allentown to get out of the slums and move to a better place to change their life. too many people cluddered in one place from alot of different hoods is going to eventually fight because it’s the way they grew up. learning to mean mug and grill others and it’ll be a fight from there.
allentown is such a great city to live in and do not believe any of the gossip that goes around saying that its bad with alot of black people roaming around with crack heads because allentown’s government won’t allow anyone to roam around homeless and it’s more white people in the city than any other race.