Allergic Chomp
when a girl is giving you a bl-w j-b, sneezes and bites your d-ck off. easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
doctor: can you tell me why your p-n-s is missing.
guy: my girl was giving me a bj and sneezed.
doctor: ah, the ol’ allergic chomp.
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