Alley Wrench
a p-n-s on a woman; usually found as a decorative piece only. unlike a p-n-s found on a man, an alley wrench does not serve a copulatory purpose, and isn’t the source for urinary secretion.
john was dumbfounded to discover jane had a kinky side, which included an alley wrench three inches longer than his p-n-s.
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