alligator tears
tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. same as crocodile tears.
man, that b-tch was totally faking it with those alligator tears.
line from the tegan and sara song “alligator” off of their record sainthood.
meaning fake, deceptive tears in order to con someone.
line from the song:
“sensitive, it’s true. alligator tears cried over you.”
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