allimoomoostrichragonunnycornebrasaurus
more commonly known as pomerantz.
a mythical beast with the head of an alligator, the neck of a brontosaurus, wings and feet of an ostrich, udder of a cow, tail of a bunny, and the horn of a unicorn. the neck has the stripes of a zebra, the body has spots like a cow, and the neck has spikes protruding from its spine.
this beast is capable of breathing fire like a dragon. it also possesses a unique capability in that when a body part is cut off, it can not only regenerate that body part, but the severed part with generate an entirely new being.
the kraken is nothing compared to the pomerantz. there’s no way a giant squid can take down an allimoomoostrichragonunnycornebrasaurus.
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