allow me


“allow me” is a morphological usage within mid-2000s london slang. it emanated as a variation from the popular grime phrase (allow it bruv!) this original phrase was popularised by figures such as dizzy, wiley, bashy and sway-

it briefly pushed “leave it outtt” as a youthspeak phrase functioning as a page-turned in conversation from a point of contention, dispute; annoyance or ridicule.
the morphological change has outlived the original phrase somewhat. retaining the imperative mood but with a reflective quality; lazy people have used it to good effect to shirk workloads and p-ss over emotional imperatives from friends, family & lovers
example1
girl: “you forgot my thing cos you were doing something silly! you’re selfish & only care about yourself”
boy: “allow me man!”

colleague1: “you said you’d cover my shift if i finished your report”
colleague2: “i forgot i can’t”
colleague1: “but you—–”
colleague2: “allow me man: i get this enough at home from the missus”
give to me, let me borrow. often used among friends
oi, blud! allow me yo’ mobile to phone my b-tch!

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