almighty humper


a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, -humps-.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:
almighty humper: -humps xyz-
xyz: omg omg omg plz stop itttt. im the jo bros so stop humping meee!!!!!
almighty humper: -humps once again-
xyz: u sicko!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.

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