almost bestie
it’s kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.
it is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your “almost bestie”.
claire: “helen, f-ck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!”
helen: “(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend”
or
helen: “you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn’t want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i’ve got my friend amy instead!”
Read Also:
- Angry Pirate of Penzance
its a variation of the angry pirate. except with the angry pirate of penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. caution with this one. since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his -ss in […]
- an heroing
v. to become an hero. (future tense) “are you an heroing? because, if you are, youtube it.”
- Anorexic Abs
the kind of six pack that only shows on a person because they’re sooooo d-mn skinny. not because they actually work out like the cool kids. matt: “whoa scott…did you see mikey’s abs?” scott: “pfft. those are just anorexic abs. he doesn’t work out at all. f-cking p-ssy if you ask me.”
- Asian Table
a group of extremely awesome losers that always hang out together. they are also really awkard and do random “asian” things such as plot murder and make hit lists. person a: aagghhhh! i asked to be in asian table, but im not “asian” enough. person b: they are so racist!! d: 1. whatever is being […]
- Missy
missy noun, person, informal 1) term of address for a girl or young woman, often expressing affection or reprimand (informal). 2) slang for “miss”, endearment, used often as a nickname, usually for a very outgoing hot young girl. 3) a petname used to/for a girlfriend, a crush, or a flirt. “you’re in big trouble missy!” […]