Almost boyfriend
an almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don’t really know too well but you both want to be together although you can’t make the first move
bestie: who’s that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?
you: oh! that’s my almost boyfriend
bestie: b-tch, make a move before i f-ck him and take him away
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