alot


1. illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

3. an alot looks like a cross between a bear, yak and a pug dog, and was created by the author of hyperbole and a half as a coping mechanism when people spelt ‘a lot’ wrong.
1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. ispilledalotofcoffeeonmysp-cebar.

3. i love this alot!
1. illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.
1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. ispilledalotofcoffeeonmysp-cebar.
the r-t-rded way to spell “a lot.”
alot is supposed to be two seperate words, you f-cking moron! take a f-cking grammar cl-ss!
a non-existent word in any language.
the most irritating spelling mistake ever.

a lot. it’s two words.
people like to use this non-word “alot”.
a wrong and alternative way of writing the word a lot.

often called a fake word since it does not show up in the dictionary.
if you use write ‘a lot’ ‘alot’ then you probably didn’t pay attention in your 3rd grade english cl-ss.
the alot is an imaginary creature used as a coping mechanism used by lovers of proper grammar. instead of becoming angry at the incorrect use of ‘a lot’ found throughout the internet, the alot allows the grammar-lover to imagine a sentence that actually makes grammatical sense.

the alot looks like a cross between a bear, yak and a pug dog, and was created by the author of hyperbole and a half. original description (with pictures) can be found there.
“i am sad, alot.” (i am sad a lot.)

“i care about this alot.” (i care about this a lot.)
a world that is used primarily on internet site.
it cannot be found in the dictionary and drives many people crazy as it is incorrect.

allot means to share/ divide sp-ce or things- this is where allotment came from, an allotted sp-ce of land.

lot- meaning one of a set of objects/ a way of deciding (similar to vote) or the decision or choice made by such a method.

a lot- very many, a large number; also, very much.

now, the word ‘alot’ doesn’t appear in any correct dictionary, so it is not a word. it is a popular misspelling- done by those who seem to have missed basic spelling cl-sses in primary school.
idiot- omg i luv him alot

person with correct spelling- a lot, you love him a lot.
1. a great deal
2. more than one by a bunch.
that’s a lot of nuts

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