Alph
verb: alph, alph-ing, alph-ed
the derivation of extreme s-xual pleasure from the act of vandalising “alpha course” signs by removing, or otherwise obscuring, the end “a”, changing it to a word with s-xual connotations.
q: what did you do last night?
a: i was out alph-ing my local church.
q: urgh, you disgusting pervert!
a: yes, i hate myself.
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