alpha bro


the leader of a pack of bros; inspires the worship of subordinate bros through being slightly more articulate and much more aggressive, and having both a higher alcohol tolerance and better luck with the bro hoes.
at a frat party:

rachel: what’s the matter with all the bros tonight? they seem subdued.

sarah: yeah, vinny’s not here. they’re totally lost without their alpha bro.

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