Alpha Male Power Test
(aka, sh-t test)
the obstacle course women run potential mates through before surrending into a love-leash. the test ensures s-xual attraction and respect will always be there towards her mate over the long run.
power testing is a series of rigorous tests of a man’s higher brain function/self-control. (the higher brain is sparked by s-xual attraction and fueled by emotional attraction.)
power testing is an effective way to separate the mature alpha men from the boys. testing is performed early on in a relationship in the ‘attraction stage’, which usually lasts up to one month under normal dating conditions.
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example:
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amy tosses out an alpha male power test at allen by giving him a hard time. she does something she knows allen won’t like. amy tries to be serious during testing because she doesn’t want allen to realize he’s being tested. shhh. 😡
if allen loses his cool and fails the test by calling amy derogatory names. amy’s level of s-xual attraction to allen will hit blacktop, sending him straight to the orange coned-off area called the friend zone. :\
as you can see, amy -is- pretty smart and she enjoys this process, thoroughly! :>
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