Alpha Office


the head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. as a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. this cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. the status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
brandon: “where’s brad today?”

pedro: “oh he had to go over to the alpha office in camden, his axe was blunt.”

brandon: “but they don’t even need axes in alpha office, don’t they just use their hands?”

pedro: “yes.”

brandon: “i wish i was alpha.”

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