alpha shart
when you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly sh-t all over the f-cking floor….like everwhere.
so i was at a friends house and i realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so i pulled down my pants and let out a m-ssive alpha shart
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