alphamonkey


someone so 1337 that everyone bows down to his greatness. he is generally considered a genius and respected by all. things he doesnt like are emos, mushrooms and toast.

he pwnz all
man1: wow…im feeling sad today
man2: why?
man1: cause i dont pwn like an alphamonkey
alphamonkey: do not say my name without permission!!! -stabs both men in the throat and breaks their necks-

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