alphatard



an alpha male that is not smart. a large guy that is of low iq. a male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. a stubborn male that does things the wrong way. commonly used as a derogatory nickname.
the alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
the gym is full of alphatards.
don’t be an alphatard.
here comes alphatard.

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