Alpine, California


a small -ss town somewhere by some random -ss mountain kinda in san diego. if you’re coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. this town is full of sn-bby b-tches. lol
sarah: where do you live?

jake: alpine, california!

sarah: oh, so you live on a ranch?

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