Alta Loma
part of what everyone knows is just rancho cucamonga but residents feel needs to be separate. the northwest part of rancho where there are so many richy houses with 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, and 30 square feet of backyard for your little yippie purse dwelling dog. a wonderful place to live if your dad is a lawyer and your mom is a doctor.
-hey, you from the 909?
-kinda…
-oooohh, you’re from ranch then, right?
-not really.
-alta loma, etiwanda, and rancho are all the same and you know it!
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