Alternadude
alternadude (awl-tur-nuh-dood) alternadudes (plural) -adjective – 1) a word used to describe an alt type guy living a particular lifestyle and representing the ant-thesis of societal norms (ie rockers, skaters, punks, emos, surfers, goths) 2) noun – any alt type guy sporting any, all, or combination of tattoos, piercings, long hair, sh-ggy hair, facial hair, mohawks, or any anti-societal trend of the day (an alternative dude).
there were tons of tatted up alternadudes at the concert.
noun. – a male (usually young, bourgeois) who considers himself removed from the mainstream, yet is actually rooted quite firmly in it. pr-ne to posting bob dylan lyrics as status updates on facebook, owning several pairs of converse shoes and swearing by his copy of “fight club”.
an alternachick is a female version of an alternadude; the concept is the same but the symptoms may vary. alternachicks like antique shopping, “the perks of being a wallflower” and ‘photography’.
the terms are often used derisively and in a condescending manner. often coupled with ironic remarks.
oh, yeah, jake’s a real alternadude. spent all lunch trying to impress me with his theories on “donnie darko”.
did you see lois’s latest facebook pictures? they’re just a bunch of empty chairs with all this filtering cr-p going on. she’s such an alternachick, that one.
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