alternate facts
a lie. intentionally false information presented as reality.
the trump administration has presented alternate facts.
the trump administration’s interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; huh?
alternate facts are often used by the delusional.
a false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.
we didn’t lie to our investors. we gave alternate facts.
a lie.
tinkles the kkklown is known for his inability to tell the truth and his propensity for offering alternate facts.
despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. these facts are often hard to verify as all data and -n-lysis doesn’t leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.
trump: hey pence, nickelback is the best selling band of all time! we need to book them for the inauguration.
pence: save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.
lies
the trump’s administration’s use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.
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