alternative mounds of joy


refers to any of a girl’s “sumptuous ‘n’ squeezable” bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her b–bs or b-tt — specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. the theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any “t&a” on his present female companion — either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they’re presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately — he can still at least partially alleviate his raging “kneadable protoplasm” desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other “delicacies” instead.
h-rny stud: tiffany and i haven’t talked about “taking it to the next level” yet, but i get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at “second base” for the time being, so i think i’ll just stick to m-ssaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now… hey, she’s totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so i feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

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